dl-albumI’m a stand up comic, and right now,  I usually perform for small crowds in dingy basements.  My first album, “Performing for 25 People” is a recording of me,  doing exactly that.

Are you gonna like me? If you’re the kind of person who likes ice cream, kittens, babies, and stuff that’s awesome you will like me. If you read books and use big words to describe farts you’ll really like me. If you’re a fan of moral outrage and strongly held (often unfounded and usually ridiculous) opinions, you’ll love me. I’ve been described as cute as a button, if the button said “Kill”.  I’m a loving father, ex lawyer and full time malcontent. I love fine wine, cheap beer, and screaming into the void.  Intrigued? You damn well should be!

You can download the album for the low(?) price of “Whatever The Hell You Want”. I mean that, pay as much or as little as you want.  I hope you’ll be cool and pay what you can.  If you can’t pay anything, that’s ok(I’m broke too),  just tell your friends about me and enjoy the album.

To get the download link, click the pic to the right and sign up for my mailing list.  Don’t worry, I’m not gonna spam you, I’ll just send occasional updates about my shows and projects.  AND, if you download this first album and stay on my mailing list I promise you’ll get every album I produce at this same “Whatever The Hell You Want” price.  So, get off your ass (or remain on it… who the hell am I to tell you what to do with your own ass?) and support an emerging artist.  As an added bonus, if enough of you pay for my album I’ll never have to be a lawyer again!  Not only are you getting great comedy, you’re doing the world a service reducing the population of lawyers.